I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
"im on a diet" i whisper as i order 3 pizzas, 25 burgers and 7 dead corpses
one of these is not like the others
yeah who the hell only orders 3 measly pizzas smh
my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?
She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes.
"um starfire’s powers are fueled by the sun that’s why she has to wear skimpy clothes" hey u know who else’s powers are fueled by the sun? superman. come on clark time for that toothfloss speedo chop chop
his nipples are covered by tiny capes
truth, justice, and the american way
I’d cosplay it
i opened the calculator app and my phone froze and i had to restart it so i’m gonna take that as a sign that i should never do math again